mandag den 24. januar 2011

Nu er jeg ikke kun smuk, men også rig!

Endelig skete det! Nu har jeg spillet lotto, tippet og været med i Klasselotteriet i 124 år. Uden nævneværdig fremgang.

Og så rasler appelsinen lige ned i turbanen. Jeg er nu en holden herre. Næsten. Jeg kan i hvert fald se frem til 30% af millioner af dollars. Uden nogle risici. Tænk engang, hvor mange Othellokager, Playstationspil og osterejer jeg kan købe for den slags penge. Men nu må i have mig undskyldt, jeg skal lige printe min opsigelse fra jobbet ud, jeg regner med at moone chefen fra morgenstunden tirsdag.

For godt til at være sandt? Nej da! Jeg fik mailen fra en doktor. Se selv:

"Good day Sir,
 

I want you to patiently read this offer. I am Dr. Phillip Algor. The Assistant to the Head of Delegation to the World Bank in Europe. I am the link man between the Organization for Petroleum Exporting Countries - OPEC and the petroleum sector in the European countries. I also attend OPEC meetings constantly in Vienna, Austria on the auspices of World Bank. Through the sale of our allocated oil quota in OPEC, I was able to make a large sum of money (millions us dollars), which is currently deposited in a Security company in Europe.
 

I want you to assist me to claim this money as I cannot claim it directly because I am still a civil servant, and the code of conduct bureau forbids me to acquire such amount of money. It is on this basis that I am contacting you for assistance. If interested, claimed documents with which the fund is deposited will be re processed and changed to reflect you as the new beneficiary so that you will be eligible to collect the fund on my behalf. I will give you 30% of the fund for this assistance, while 60% will be for me and 10% will be for expenses that may be incurred on both sides.
 

I am aware of the international monitoring of all large-scale financial movements after the September 11Th 2001 terrorist attack on America and to avoid any state of financial investigation I will provide a classified clearance paper from the relevant body which will exonerate the money from either drug, money laundered or terrorist related proceeds. Note that this information is also open for scrutiny and I also assure you that there is no risk attached in this transaction.

Please if interested, send me mail direct on my private mail address: XXXXXXXXXX@yahoo.co.uk and provide me with your private telephone and fax numbers for easier communication.
Best Regard.
Dr. Phillip Algor
."

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